January 2010
Disney now owns Marvel.
what. the. fuck.
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
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ha, Transformers 2.
How did you know that?
I’ve seen that movie 3487428956342956342576 times.
Thats almost 3487428956342956342577 times.
And it’s half as much as 6974857912685912685152.
And doubled...
i don't like fergie either
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or the black eyed peas
HOW DO YOU GET THE GIFS TO SHOW UP LIKE THAT?
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
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ha, Transformers 2.
How did you know that?
I’ve seen that movie 3487428956342956342576 times.
Thats almost 3487428956342956342577 times.
And it’s half as much as 6974857912685912685152.
And doubled 17437144783171478171288.
And quadrupled...
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
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ha, Transformers 2.
How did you know that?
I’ve seen that movie 3487428956342956342576 times.
Thats almost 3487428956342956342577 times.
And it’s half as much as 6974857912685912685152.
And doubled 17437144783171478171288.
And quadrupled 27899431650743650740608.
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
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(via chickenstrip)
ha, Transformers 2.
How did you know that?
I’ve seen that movie 3487428956342956342576 times.
Thats almost 3487428956342956342577 times.
And it’s half as much as 6974857912685912685152.
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
chickenstrip:
simmerdown:
(via chickenstrip)
ha, Transformers 2.
How did you know that?
I’ve seen that movie 3487428956342956342576 times.
Hey professor, I'd do anything for an A.
(via chickenstrip)
ha, Transformers 2.
aw, poor justin beiber.
he has to perform with a boot cast on.
Tumblarity: 8,098.
johndabomb:
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I wonder if I can make it to 9,000 by the end of 2009!
I’m trying to understand tumblarity points… can you explain this to me?!
lol i dont even know. ive been trying to figure that out since august. would anyone be so kind and explain this to us!?
PLEASE? I understand how I gain tumblarity, but why does it...
I am aroused.
lolwut.
PARTY HARD, TUMBLR. PARTY HARD.
shrimp + brandy + dancing = asdfadf not too good.
I wanna dance with no pants on, HOLLA.
Meet me in the back with the jack by the jukebox.
Solo dance party with Ke$ha.
fa sho.
Go in kitchen, find 'secret' stash of brandy.
Look at mom, mom looks back. Take the bottle like a fucking boss.
They boys left.
tear tear.
looks like it’s just you and me, tumblr. you and me.
my god, stfu. don't be such a buzzkill.
I can't find my phone.
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I don’t even remember when i had it last. holy crap.
I put it in my pants. So yeah :|
Well if you could just give it back to me, id appreciate it. I’m sure your friends wouldn’t like it if I had my hand in your pants. :p
I’d like it
I know you would. wowowowow. “Gotta have yo hot stuff, gotta have yo love tonight” just...
I can't find my phone.
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I don’t even remember when i had it last. holy crap.
I put it in my pants. So yeah :|
Well if you could just give it back to me, id appreciate it. I’m sure your friends wouldn’t like it if I had my hand in your pants. :p
I can't find my phone.
I don’t even remember when i had it last. holy crap.
I walked out on the porch, and I saw that Tyler...
And Josh is rolling the blunt, and Jer goes “Hah, look. She’s all exciiiited for it. She been CRAVING that high.” Then he did some spastic movement that was supposed to imitate me, but he fell over a chair instead. HA. HAHAHAHAHA.
I wanna do every single one of my followers.
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OH OH OH ME FIRSTTTT. AND SECOND. AND THIRD. AND 69TH.
My mom = angry, violent, asdklfa type of drunk.
Me, my stepdad, and everyone else in the house = party hardy, fun loving, laughing and havin a good time type of drunk.
LOL
Josh: Well, one thing that I've had going for me since I was a baby, is I only get better and better looking with time.
Doug: Well when you start out butt ugly, you ain't got nowhere to go but up!
Jer and Josh decided to wrestle on the porch.
One of them kicked me in the shin. Now I have a big bruise. -.-
Feeling pretty good like yeahhh
Got a good buzz already like yeahhhhhh
IM NOT PANTS, AND I CAN KEEP IT IN MY DRUNK
anthonyyyy:
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OH MY GOD MY NIGHT IS GETTING BETTTER
step brothers are coming over. fuck yes. they’re bringing some green and more booze. as;fjaf yesyesyes.
That picture is so awkward, but I love it.
Nights like this make me hate myself.
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Antisocial + no friends = no social life whatsoever. Yup, that’s me.
I know how it is. I have friends, but they annoy me so quickly. And I didn’t start off right with a fight with Dylan and my dad, but we can celebrate together. : ( I miss youuu!
I mean, I have friends, but we’re not close...
Nights like this make me hate myself.
deathofcalypso:
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Antisocial + no friends = no social life whatsoever. Yup, that’s me.
I know how it is. I have friends, but they annoy me so quickly. And I didn’t start off right with a fight with Dylan and my dad, but we can celebrate together. : ( I miss youuu!
I mean, I have friends, but we’re not close enough to hang out outside of...
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Nights like this make me hate myself.
deathofcalypso:
simmerdown:
Antisocial + no friends = no social life whatsoever. Yup, that’s me.
I know how it is. I have friends, but they annoy me so quickly. And I didn’t start off right with a fight with Dylan and my dad, but we can celebrate together. : ( I miss youuu!
I mean, I have friends, but we’re not close enough to hang out outside of school. And Alycia was gonna...
December 2009
Nights like this make me hate myself.
Antisocial + no friends = no social life whatsoever. Yup, that’s me.
I gotta masturbate whenever we conversate
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I know you do.
Ha. I knew no one would read it.
Oh well. It felt good to write it though.
My 2009.
This is going to jump around the year and be really erratic, but I’m not good with organization. For the most part, 2009 sucked for everyone. There were some highlights and some low points. Idk, these are a few of mine. My mom’s drinking seemed to become worse, worse than it’s ever been. It might have been because she got “laid-off”. But you know what? She didn’t just...
Still working on that long blog.
I keep getting distracted and emotional. :|
I hate looking at my hands.
I have short stumpy chubby fingers. Idk, I hate them.
Alycia can't come over because her dad "knows what...
That’s such bullshit. It’s not like she got wasted off her ass. She had a few with me. Is there really anything wrong with that? It’s not like she’s at some strangers house, passing out, without him knowing her whereabouts. So we’d have some scotch, watch the countdown, maybe have a little dance party. I live, what, 2 blocks away? It’s not like we’re in...