Today, my parents woke me up at 4 am and informed me of their impending divorce. They then woke me up again three hours later and told me “never mind”. This same routine happens several times a month. FML
This sounds like my house, except it’s more like “I’M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK-FACE ASSHOLE” “SHUT THE FUCK UP I’M LEAVING YOU DRUNK BITCH” then my mom passes out and Doug goes to sleep and everything’s okay again the next day.
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This sounds like...house, except it’s more like “I’M FUCKING DONE WITH YOU YOU FUCKING...
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